Once upon-a-day I was walking around the town lagoon when I saw something out the corner of my eye that I thought was very strange and ever so small, it was a magic uniuni unicorn!! but it couldn’t be real because uniuni unicorns aren’t real and if they were they would be a lot bigger than that, as I said that the uniuni unicorn shot a laser the size of a car straight into my face,pow!!!! But how can something so tiny hurt so much, so I did what any other kid in pain would do I squashed it dead.
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